Your website
deserves a roast.
Paste your URL. Get a savage, specific design critique in seconds — then watch us rebuild it better.
No login. No mercy. Free while in beta.
Receipts, not vibes
sites roasted — and counting.
“I’ve never felt so attacked and helped at the same time.”
@designernate
“It called my hero section a PowerPoint from 2011. It wasn’t wrong.”
@priya_ux
“My bounce rate dropped 40% after following the fixes.”
@startup_joel
“Showed my team. Half laughed. Half cried. We improved it.”
@marketingmaya
The verdict
We read your site for filth.
Four passes, one merciless report. Every flaw named, ranked, and fixed.
01 — Score
A number that hurts.
We grade your site against 40+ design heuristics and hand back one honest score — plus the severity breakdown behind it.
Design score
Roasted
32
/ 100
Critical · 4
Major · 7
Minor · 12
02 — Diagnosis
Every flaw, named.
No vague hand-waving. We point at the exact element, explain why it fails, and prescribe the fix.
Hero headline is 11 words of nothing
Critical 🔴
Visitors decide in three seconds, and eleven words of vibe give them nothing to act on. Lead with the outcome.
The Fix → Cut to one sharp promise under seven words.
Contrast fails WCAG on 6 buttons
Major 🟠
Six call-to-action buttons sit below 4.5:1 contrast — unreadable in sunlight and invisible to low-vision users.
The Fix → Darken the label or lighten the fill to pass AA.
Inconsistent spacing rhythm throughout
Margins jump between 18, 23 and 41px with no system, so the page feels improvised instead of intentional.
The Fix → Lock every gap to a single 8px spacing scale.
03 — Copy
Words that finally work.
We rewrite the lines that lose visitors — sharper headlines, clearer value, zero filler.
Before
Welcome to our innovative synergy-driven platform solution
After
Ship your site in a weekend — not a quarter.
Always honest. Sometimes savage.
Roast doesn’t do polite. It does useful. The kind of feedback you’d pay a senior designer for — delivered in seconds, with the receipts.
How it works
One URL in. A whole critique out.
01
Paste your URL
Drop any live link. No setup, no account.
02
Get the roast
A scored, ranked critique across four passes.
03
Ship the rebuild
Preview a modern version, ready to launch.
Brutal first. Better after.
Criticism without a path forward is just noise. Every roast ends with a rebuild — so you always leave with something better than you arrived with.
Coverage
What every roast covers.
Visual hierarchy
Where attention actually goes — and where it gets lost.
Copy & messaging
Headlines, clarity, and the words that actually convert.
Color & contrast
Palette discipline and contrast that passes a11y checks.
Spacing & layout
Rhythm, alignment, and the breathing room you skipped.
Responsiveness
How it holds up from wide desktop down to phone.
Accessibility
Targets, focus order, and structure screen readers respect.
